Winning Haiku #1 by Andrew Smith
Tanning beds burn skin
Extreme cold freezes brain cells
Half-baked Alaskan
Winning Haiku #2 by Tony Medina
stupid voters sigh
airhead woman wink wink wink
undecided why
Winning Haiku #3 by Jim Gearhard
Plumber speaks his mind
Obama doesn't like it
Media goes plumber hunting
Winning Haiku #4 by seventenths
Plumber full of shit
non-plumber actually
you'll get a tax break
Winning Haiku #5 by Barbara
Sarah smiles and winks
Undecided voters blink
Joe Sixpack holds key
Winning Haiku #6 by Scott Walker
Powell endorsement
takes the Commander In Chief
question off table
Winning Haiku #7 by Matt
Caribou barbie-
Neiman Marcus loves you so.
Wasted campaign dough.
Winning Haiku #8 by Scott Walker
Both legal to run
Obama born Hawaii
McCain Panama
Winning Haiku #9 by Tony
Endorsement abroad
al Qaida prefers McCain
Damning with faint praise
Winning Haiku #10 by Cliffhanger
SNL BS
Is the same as CNN
Liberal jibber
Winning Haiku #11 by Andrew Smith
Frumpy Senator
Embrace your Inner Diva
Campaign must "go rogue"
Winning Haiku #12 by Tony
Speaking over fray
Obama Infomercial
Falls on deaf and dumb
Winning Haiku #13 by Cliffhanger
Maple leaves are red
Violet blossoms are blue
Choice is black and white
Winning Haiku #14 by mo
The voting begins
Republicans look ahead
Palin in oh-twelve
That's it' two full weeks of fun. Select your favorite 5 in the voting box on the right, by 8:00 PST. Top vote getter wins a $50 gift card for either Tempero do Brasil or Cafe Lago. Yum!
If you're in the running, send website to your friends and family and see if they vote for you!
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