Post Day 12 Haikus Here! Big Prize Decided!

Only 7 days of this endless political campaign left, and only seven more chances to get into the final contest for the Big Prize at the End, which I have decided is a $50 Gift Certificate to Tempero do Brasil (best Brazilian place in town) or Cafe Lago (best Italian place in town).

This contest of course would be more interesting with more people entering their haikus; (haiki?) send your friends here.

Winner of Day 11: Paul "Cliffhanger" Hjorten!

In the spirit of maintaining a true bipartisan and nonsectarian approach, Mr. Right Wing Conservative McCain Supporter himself is the proud winner of the latest Starbucks card for this following opinion:

SNL BS
Is the same as CNN
Liberal jibber

Off topic:

Do you all remember when both Bill Clinton and John Edwards were made out to be out of touch elitist snobs for actually spending $200, then $400 on haircuts? Really; how totally aloofly superior can you get? Almost as bad as $150K clothing - no wait...that's sexist!!! Sorry.

Anyway - Day 12 and 7 days to go.