Here's The Winners; Vote For The Big Winner

Winning Haiku #1 by Andrew Smith

Tanning beds burn skin
Extreme cold freezes brain cells
Half-baked Alaskan

Winning Haiku #2 by Tony Medina

stupid voters sigh
airhead woman wink wink wink
undecided why

Winning Haiku #3 by Jim Gearhard

Plumber speaks his mind
Obama doesn't like it
Media goes plumber hunting

Winning Haiku #4 by seventenths

Plumber full of shit
non-plumber actually
you'll get a tax break

Winning Haiku #5 by Barbara

Sarah smiles and winks
Undecided voters blink
Joe Sixpack holds key

Winning Haiku #6 by Scott Walker

Powell endorsement
takes the Commander In Chief
question off table

Winning Haiku #7 by Matt

Caribou barbie-
Neiman Marcus loves you so.
Wasted campaign dough.

Winning Haiku #8 by Scott Walker

Both legal to run
Obama born Hawaii
McCain Panama

Winning Haiku #9 by Tony

Endorsement abroad
al Qaida prefers McCain
Damning with faint praise

Winning Haiku #10 by Cliffhanger

SNL BS
Is the same as CNN
Liberal jibber

Winning Haiku #11 by Andrew Smith

Frumpy Senator
Embrace your Inner Diva
Campaign must "go rogue"

Winning Haiku #12 by Tony

Speaking over fray
Obama Infomercial
Falls on deaf and dumb

Winning Haiku #13 by Cliffhanger

Maple leaves are red
Violet blossoms are blue
Choice is black and white

Winning Haiku #14 by mo

The voting begins
Republicans look ahead
Palin in oh-twelve

That's it' two full weeks of fun. Select your favorite 5 in the voting box on the right, by 8:00 PST. Top vote getter wins a $50 gift card for either Tempero do Brasil or Cafe Lago. Yum!

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